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Take a look at some of the items that we have available at the Proper Authorities store at Teespring! Under each design displayed there are many more kinds of shirts, face masks, stickers, phone cases, pouches, and posters than listed, and a lot more colors than what you see here. Click on a picture or item type to learn more!
Intercept and Devastate: Soft Target
A rubber duck picks the worst possible resting spot. Framed by lyrics from the song "Devastate" by the Proper Authorities.
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8 Down and 1 to Go: True, Chartreux
The profile of a gray cat, perhaps considering its tally of available lives. Framed by lyrics from the Proper Authorities song "The Ninth Life Jitters."
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Intercept and Devastate: Broken Heart
A cardboard robot holds and laments a damaged paper heart. Framed by lyrics from the song "Devastate" by the Proper Authorities.
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Perfect Alibi Cover Art
Print of the cover art for the Proper Authorities single "Perfect Alibi," illustrated by Chay Ruby.
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White Bar with Adams Portrait
Featuring Keith Adams of the Proper Authorities. Black bar background version here.
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Perfect Alibi: Watch the Monitors
Excerpts of the hallway marquis monitors from the "Perfect Alibi" music video by the Proper Authorities.
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Perfect Alibi: Cartoon and Shadows
Counting the illustration, Keith Adams appears five times in this imagery from his music video for "Perfect Alibi" by the Proper Authorities.
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Regain Control: Album Cover
Cover artwork from the single release "Regain Control" by the Proper Authorities.
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8 Down and 1 to Go: Bad Luck Kitty
Look into the eyes of a lone black cat cautiously walking along the street. Framed by lyrics from the Proper Authorities song "The Ninth Life Jitters."
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8 Down and 1 to Go: Ninth Life Jitters
Lyrics from the song "The Ninth Life Jitters" by the Proper Authorities.
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Public Service Announcement Cover Art 1
Inspired by the cover art for the Proper Authorities album "Public Service Announcement." White text version here.
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Regain Control: Stop, Breathe, Relax
Lyrics from the single release "Regain Control" by the Proper Authorities.
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Regain Control: Speech Bubble Design
Lyrics from the song “Regain Control” by the Proper Authorities.
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Intercept and Devastate: To the End
Youthful statues tenderly embrace in the midst of earth-shattering chaos. Framed by lyrics from the song "Devastate" by the Proper Authorities.
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